If anyone ever tells you it’s easy to get rid of a ghost, well, first, ask them if they mean just the regrets that haunt us all or a real chain-rattling haunt. If they say the latter, ask if they’re talking about salt circles or Catholic exorcisms or trying to trick the crafty bastard into taking over an animal, as if anyone would rather be a pig than a poltergeist.
If they say no, none of that, they know a real way, well, send them on down to my place. Because I’m just about out of priests, pigs, and ideas.
